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Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter was found being strangled by the power cord of a treadmill and is said to be in extremely critical condition, ABCNews.com is reporting.

Details are sparse, but initial reports suggest the toddler was in the middle of an intense workout, but became distraught by the inability to shed the baby fat.

Check out these guys in a place called Findlay, Ohio:

http://www.heritagefindlay.org/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap

FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said.

Despite the warning, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, who has never been to a dance before, said he plans to attend Findlay High School’s prom Saturday.

Frost, a senior at Heritage Christian School in northwest Ohio, agreed to the school’s rules when he signed a statement of cooperation at the beginning of the year, principal Tim England said.

The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an “incomplete” on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a whole new breed of faggotry comes up and slaps you right in the mouth!

Comedian Dom DeLuise has died, TMZ is reporting.

Also, Kidd Chris starts his internet broadcast later this month.