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		<title>Anheuser-Busch Finally Fixes &#8216;Philidelphia&#8217; Spelling In Bud Light Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like Anheuser-Busch has finally fixed the commercial spot that has been airing for a month, featuring the spelling of &#8216;Philadelphia&#8217; as &#8216;Philidelphia&#8217;. It&#8217;s amazing it took so long, although in fairness they may have caught it right away but probably had to wait out the airing of the original commercial or face added cost [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2009/11/19/anheuser-busch-finally-fixes-philidelphia-spelling-in-bud-light-commercial/</link>
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		<title>Martin Bashir Killed Michael Jackson By Proxy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Martin Bashir Killed Michael Jackson By Proxy]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2009/07/02/martin-bashir-killed-michael-jackson-by-proxy/</link>
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		<title>Mike Tyson&#8217;s Daughter Attempts Autoerotic Asphyxiation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mike Tyson&#8217;s 4-year-old daughter was found being strangled by the power cord of a treadmill and is said to be in extremely critical condition, ABCNews.com is reporting. Details are sparse, but initial reports suggest the toddler was in the middle of an intense workout, but became distraught by the inability to shed the baby fat.]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2009/05/25/mike-tysons-daughter-attempts-autoerotic-asphyxiation/</link>
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		<title>Heritage Christian School &#8211; a bunch of batshit insane fundies!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check out these guys in a place called Findlay, Ohio: http://www.heritagefindlay.org/ http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said. Despite the warning, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, who has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2009/05/09/heritage-christian-school-a-bunch-of-batshit-insane-fundies/</link>
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		<title>Comedian/Actor Dom DeLuise dead at 75; Yeti did it.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedian Dom DeLuise has died, TMZ is reporting. Also, Kidd Chris starts his internet broadcast later this month.]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2009/05/05/comedianactor-dom-deluise-dead-at-75/</link>
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		<title>New York City&#8217;s Black Pearl restaurant (and douchebag owner) featured on Ramsay&#8217;s Kitchen Nightmares</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you just watched Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s FOX show Kitchen Nightmares and would like to leave your opinion about Black Pearl (and its one epic douche of an owner), you can start here!  http://www.blackpearlonline.com/ But that site is probably down by now, so why not leave some reviews of the place here! CitySearch New York MenuPages [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2008/09/25/new-york-citys-black-pearl-restaurant-featured-on-ramsays-kitchen-nightmares/</link>
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		<title>BREAKING: John McCain announces Congressman Ron Paul Fin as his vice presidential running mate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Senator John McCain announced today that Congressman Ron Paul Fin (R-UPS) is his selection as running mate for his 2008 campaign for the United States Presidency. Fin immediately resigned both his seat in Congress as well as his job as a delivery truck driver.]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2008/08/28/breaking-john-mccain-announces-senator-ron-paul-fin-as-his-vice-presidential-running-mate/</link>
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		<title>Kidd Chris Underbelly forum board chatters?  Yes, we&#8217;ve moved.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you looking for the Kidd Chris Underbelly forum messageboard? We&#8217;re now here:  http://www.heycobra.com]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2008/08/25/kidd-chris-underbelly-forum-board-chatters-yes-weve-moved/</link>
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		<title>Proof of age?  Let someone have sex with the entire Chinese women&#8217;s Olympic gymnastics squad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If the Chinese maintain that all of their girls are 16 this year, that means that they are all legal per the age of consent laws in China. So, I propose that China prove this by offering up the entire team for sex with a random male.  If they agree, they should be telling the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2008/08/13/proof-of-age-let-someone-have-sex-with-the-entire-chinese-womens-olympic-gymnastics-squad/</link>
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		<title>DUI driver who killed Cardinals fan has preliminary hearing continued</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I originally submitted this story to Fark and SomethingAwful. I made this blog post simply to be able to link to follow up posts without cluttering those sites up with this small update. I&#8217;ve been back and forth with the reporter of a story about Joseph Genovese, the teen accused of blowing a red light while high [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poisonwomb.com/index.php/2008/07/25/dui-driver-who-killed-cardinals-fan-has-preliminary-hearing-continued/</link>
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